Rennrad - und trotzdem Spaß: Die neuesten Einträge
Laufen
I know you're hurting and if I could take the pain away I would give it to your mom and me and you would go shopping.
Datum
02.03.2026
Dauer
20 min
Distanz
5,1 km
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Rad fahren
I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself.
Datum
03.03.2026
Dauer
98 min
Distanz
40,1 km
Höhenmeter
182 m
Sonstiges
6
Punkte
Rad fahren
With great power comes great responsibility
Datum
01.03.2026
Dauer
117 min
Distanz
46,7 km
Höhenmeter
201 m
Sonstiges
7
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Abendspaziergang
Datum
25.02.2026
Dauer
41 min
Distanz
3,4 km
Höhenmeter
28 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Scuba Steve, Damn You!
Datum
26.02.2026
Dauer
36 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not very attractive.
Datum
27.02.2026
Dauer
40 min
Distanz
22,3 km
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Now we're cookin' with bacon.
Datum
22.02.2026
Dauer
50 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Laufen
Reality has no place in our world!
Datum
17.02.2026
Dauer
20 min
Distanz
5,2 km
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Alternative Sportarten
Slower than a herd of tortoises stampeding through peanut butter.
Datum
17.02.2026
Dauer
47 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Laufen
It scared the baby cheeses out of me!
Datum
15.02.2026
Dauer
30 min
Distanz
5,0 km
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Rad fahren
This is worse than when I had to admit Cedric the Entertainer was actually entertaining.
Datum
15.02.2026
Dauer
31 min
Distanz
14,3 km
Höhenmeter
36 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
That sounds like a stupid idea. W
Datum
13.02.2026
Dauer
28 min
Distanz
14,1 km
Höhenmeter
36 m
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Laufen
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Datum
14.02.2026
Dauer
20 min
Distanz
5,1 km
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Rad fahren
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Datum
11.02.2026
Dauer
31 min
Distanz
15,2 km
Höhenmeter
78 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Laufen
What is this? The sequel to The Notebook? I never saw it but I assume it's a lot of this nonsense.
Datum
08.02.2026
Dauer
20 min
Distanz
5,0 km
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Alternative Sportarten
Don't argue with destiny. It will kick your ass.
Datum
10.02.2026
Dauer
43 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Not here and not here so much but right here.
Datum
05.02.2026
Dauer
66 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
Like those karate frogs that eat pizza in a sewer.
Datum
07.02.2026
Dauer
59 min
Distanz
23,9 km
Höhenmeter
246 m
Sonstiges
3
Punkte
Laufen
I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
Datum
04.02.2026
Dauer
20 min
Distanz
5,2 km
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Alternative Sportarten
Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it's a compliment.
Datum
02.02.2026
Dauer
24 min
Sonstiges
0
Punkte
Rad fahren
Yeah, hes' got cool hair, but my bike is super hot.
Datum
03.02.2026
Dauer
31 min
Distanz
15,3 km
Höhenmeter
48 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means? It's not the end of the world.
Datum
29.01.2026
Dauer
45 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
Fulfill the prophecy, build a legacy, manifest destiny
Datum
30.01.2026
Dauer
52 min
Distanz
25,2 km
Höhenmeter
60 m
Sonstiges
3
Punkte
Laufen
PC load letter. What does that even mean!
Datum
31.01.2026
Dauer
38 min
Distanz
10,0 km
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Rad fahren
I Am Not A Successful Adult. I Don't Eat Vegetables And/Or Take Care Of Myself.
Datum
01.02.2026
Dauer
86 min
Distanz
37,7 km
Höhenmeter
141 m
Sonstiges
5
Punkte
Rad fahren
Oh, Miek's dead. I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge and I've felt so guilty, I've been carrying him around all day.
Datum
28.01.2026
Dauer
53 min
Distanz
25,7 km
Höhenmeter
124 m
Sonstiges
3
Punkte
Laufen
It's everywhere.... It's even in my racoon wounds!
Datum
27.01.2026
Dauer
20 min
Distanz
5,0 km
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Laufen
Why do they call it a 'building'? It looks like they're finished. Shy isn't it a 'built'?
Datum
26.01.2026
Dauer
20 min
Distanz
5,3 km
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Alternative Sportarten
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
Datum
26.01.2026
Dauer
31 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Laufen
That's one of my biggest fears. If I ever, like, wake up as a doughnut...
Datum
24.01.2026
Dauer
30 min
Distanz
7,5 km
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Rad fahren
Visiting the Cycologist
Datum
25.01.2026
Dauer
30 min
Distanz
15,2 km
Höhenmeter
17 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
When society says jump, we say pass the salt.
Datum
22.01.2026
Dauer
31 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
Datum
22.01.2026
Dauer
35 min
Distanz
17,5 km
Höhenmeter
13 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Laufen
May the bridges I burn light the way.
Datum
19.01.2026
Dauer
20 min
Distanz
5,1 km
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Rad fahren
See that look in their eyes, Rock? You gotta get that look back, Rock. Eye of the tiger, man.
Datum
20.01.2026
Dauer
31 min
Distanz
15,8 km
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
What's the worst that could happen?
Datum
17.01.2026
Dauer
45 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
I'm not spending any more time under fluorescent lighting than I have to.
Datum
18.01.2026
Dauer
33 min
Distanz
14,4 km
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
If you can't be a good example, be a warning.
Datum
18.01.2026
Dauer
28 min
Distanz
1,3 km
Höhenmeter
6 m
Sonstiges
0
Punkte
Rad fahren
Let's bounce before the po-po come back.
Datum
18.01.2026
Dauer
31 min
Distanz
14,2 km
Höhenmeter
31 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Insect puns really bug me.
Datum
14.01.2026
Dauer
33 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
Sister Susie selling sea shells by the sea shore
Datum
14.01.2026
Dauer
31 min
Distanz
15,6 km
Höhenmeter
48 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Laufen
We're all gonna die. The trick is not to rush it.
Datum
16.01.2026
Dauer
30 min
Distanz
7,6 km
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Alternative Sportarten
And now that my work here is done, I better leave before I turn into a blumpkin.
Datum
10.01.2026
Dauer
31 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
Machete don't text.
Datum
11.01.2026
Dauer
31 min
Distanz
15,0 km
Höhenmeter
56 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
A big wooden fork is not really useful unless you're fighting off three vampires that are all huddled together.
Datum
11.01.2026
Dauer
46 min
Distanz
2,2 km
Höhenmeter
8 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
Hey, muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Datum
11.01.2026
Dauer
30 min
Distanz
13,1 km
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
I'm gonna make you wish you'd never killed me.
Datum
12.01.2026
Dauer
30 min
Distanz
10,3 km
Sonstiges
2
Punkte