Einträge von Joholahau
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Few people think. Yet all have opinions.
Datum
07.12.2023
Dauer
32 min
Distanz
12,6 km
Höhenmeter
39 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
Well i'm sorry Wendy, but i just dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!!
Datum
07.12.2023
Dauer
27 min
Distanz
9,7 km
Höhenmeter
82 m
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Alternative Sportarten
I tried to start a revolution, but I didn't print enough pamphlets.
Datum
06.12.2023
Dauer
34 min
Distanz
3,1 km
Höhenmeter
17 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
You shouldn't feel so responsible. You tried. You did something. That's what counts.
Datum
06.12.2023
Dauer
29 min
Distanz
12,5 km
Höhenmeter
31 m
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Rad fahren
I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask.
Datum
06.12.2023
Dauer
31 min
Distanz
12,6 km
Höhenmeter
38 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?
Datum
06.12.2023
Dauer
31 min
Distanz
3,0 km
Höhenmeter
22 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
We. Hit. Nothing.
Datum
05.12.2023
Dauer
30 min
Distanz
3,1 km
Höhenmeter
36 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Laufen
I'm not looking for judgement, just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe?
Datum
05.12.2023
Dauer
3 min
Distanz
0,4 km
Höhenmeter
2 m
Sonstiges
0
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.
Datum
05.12.2023
Dauer
30 min
Distanz
2,6 km
Höhenmeter
8 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Laufen
He got Ajax from the dish soap!
Datum
04.12.2023
Dauer
3 min
Distanz
0,4 km
Höhenmeter
3 m
Sonstiges
0
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
The plot thickens, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor?
Datum
04.12.2023
Dauer
45 min
Distanz
4,3 km
Höhenmeter
21 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
We don't know how long this will last. They are a very festive people.
Datum
03.12.2023
Dauer
42 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Like a garlic milkshake
Datum
03.12.2023
Dauer
3 min
Distanz
0,5 km
Höhenmeter
3 m
Sonstiges
0
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Datum
03.12.2023
Dauer
35 min
Distanz
3,5 km
Höhenmeter
33 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
I wear my sunglasses at night.
Datum
02.12.2023
Dauer
30 min
Distanz
2,5 km
Höhenmeter
19 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.
Datum
02.12.2023
Dauer
48 min
Distanz
4,6 km
Höhenmeter
21 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Just because snow is the same color as our refrigerator, doesn't mean you know how it works.
Datum
01.12.2023
Dauer
33 min
Distanz
2,5 km
Höhenmeter
18 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Datum
30.11.2023
Dauer
29 min
Distanz
2,6 km
Höhenmeter
15 m
Sonstiges
0
Punkte
Rad fahren
How do we get ahead of crazy if we don't know how crazy thinks.
Datum
30.11.2023
Dauer
32 min
Distanz
12,5 km
Höhenmeter
31 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
I don't trust lakes. Where I come from this is where we dump drugs and dead bodies.
Datum
30.11.2023
Dauer
32 min
Distanz
12,7 km
Höhenmeter
45 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
We're all stories in the end.
Datum
29.11.2023
Dauer
30 min
Distanz
2,9 km
Höhenmeter
11 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
I do something nice for you, you do something nice for me - like not kill me.
Datum
29.11.2023
Dauer
33 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.
Datum
28.11.2023
Dauer
26 min
Distanz
2,4 km
Höhenmeter
16 m
Sonstiges
0
Punkte
Laufen
Elementary chaos theory shows that all robots must inevitably run amok.
Datum
28.11.2023
Dauer
3 min
Distanz
0,5 km
Höhenmeter
5 m
Sonstiges
0
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Resistance is futile.
Datum
28.11.2023
Dauer
27 min
Distanz
2,5 km
Höhenmeter
18 m
Sonstiges
0
Punkte
Rad fahren
We're almost there
Datum
27.11.2023
Dauer
30 min
Distanz
14,3 km
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Jerome's in the house, watch your mouth!
Datum
27.11.2023
Dauer
36 min
Distanz
3,5 km
Höhenmeter
32 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
Datum
26.11.2023
Dauer
38 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it.
Datum
26.11.2023
Dauer
43 min
Distanz
3,5 km
Höhenmeter
20 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Laufen
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
Datum
26.11.2023
Dauer
3 min
Distanz
0,5 km
Höhenmeter
4 m
Sonstiges
0
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
I don't trust trees. They seem kind of shady.
Datum
26.11.2023
Dauer
36 min
Distanz
3,6 km
Höhenmeter
16 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
You're killing me smalls.
Datum
25.11.2023
Dauer
33 min
Distanz
3,1 km
Höhenmeter
33 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
You Think you can stop the future? You're Just a thief!
Datum
25.11.2023
Dauer
33 min
Distanz
3,1 km
Höhenmeter
19 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
Datum
24.11.2023
Dauer
33 min
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Strava says donuts and beer are popular words in ride names. Let's keep this trend going.
Datum
24.11.2023
Dauer
37 min
Distanz
3,4 km
Höhenmeter
30 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments.
Datum
23.11.2023
Dauer
29 min
Distanz
12,6 km
Höhenmeter
36 m
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Rad fahren
How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?!
Datum
23.11.2023
Dauer
34 min
Distanz
12,6 km
Höhenmeter
45 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.
Datum
22.11.2023
Dauer
40 min
Distanz
3,8 km
Höhenmeter
29 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
I'm not great at ride titles. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Datum
21.11.2023
Dauer
32 min
Distanz
12,3 km
Höhenmeter
37 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
I gotta do something about where we're goin'
Datum
21.11.2023
Dauer
30 min
Distanz
12,5 km
Höhenmeter
48 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Winter is coming!
Datum
21.11.2023
Dauer
27 min
Distanz
2,5 km
Höhenmeter
17 m
Sonstiges
0
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing.
Datum
20.11.2023
Dauer
22 min
Distanz
1,9 km
Höhenmeter
13 m
Sonstiges
0
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm going to call you kettle corn.
Datum
19.11.2023
Dauer
70 min
Distanz
7,1 km
Höhenmeter
219 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Here's to the crazy ones.
Datum
18.11.2023
Dauer
32 min
Distanz
3,1 km
Höhenmeter
19 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused.
Datum
18.11.2023
Dauer
52 min
Distanz
5,2 km
Höhenmeter
164 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Alternative Sportarten
Wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
Datum
17.11.2023
Dauer
39 min
Distanz
3,7 km
Höhenmeter
24 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
I need your clothes, your boots, and your bicycle.
Datum
16.11.2023
Dauer
25 min
Distanz
10,3 km
Höhenmeter
67 m
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
Rad fahren
Did you see how fast that was? Yeah me neither
Datum
16.11.2023
Dauer
47 min
Distanz
17,5 km
Höhenmeter
223 m
Sonstiges
3
Punkte
Rad fahren
Now that we've gotten that out of the way. Beer? Soda pop? Diet Dr Pepper?
Datum
15.11.2023
Dauer
27 min
Distanz
12,4 km
Höhenmeter
34 m
Sonstiges
1
Punkt